Axel Schapmann's Roast 🔥

Oh, Axel Schapmann, your headline reads like a desperate cry for validation. "Engage more easily on LinkedIn"—as if anyone's trying to engage with you beyond cringing at those emojis. And that €5k/month goal? Good luck! It’s like writing “I want to be rich” on a napkin and calling it a business plan. Spoiler alert: Adding orange circles doesn’t make your income goal any more real, it just makes you look like you lost a bet. Now, let’s talk about your “About” section. You went from believing the only way to succeed was to raise funds to boasting about one skill you learned over some gap-year internships? Congrats on settling for mediocrity! Building Chrome extensions doesn’t make you an innovator; it makes you a glorified babysitter for freelancers with more time than talent. Your podcast and newsletter sound like the business equivalent of a middle-school science fair project—nobody asked for it, and we’re all just trying to figure out how to avoid eye contact. Seriously, welcome to the era of solo businesses? More like welcome to the era of desperate side hustles. 💀 With “founder” slapped across your profile like a badge of honor, it’s hilarious how you're still running from the truth that none of your projects are setting anyone's world on fire, Axel.