Balkar Kehal's Roast 🔥

Balkar, your headline is about as original as an ink stain on a blueprint. "Mechanical Engineer • Passion for mechanical device design and prototyping"? Yawn! That reads like a resume dreamt up by a 5th grader who just skimmed a career handbook. Newsflash: claiming a "passion" doesn’t magically make your lack of experience any less painful to read. With your 29 followers, it looks like you’re just a solitary wrench in a tool belt nobody cares about. Reading your "About" section is like getting stuck in a time loop of mediocrity. You sound like a walking mechanical brochure with all that “always curious” mumbo jumbo—what are you, a motivational poster? “I am proficient in SolidWorks, CATIA, MasterCAM, SolidCAM,” wow, sounds impressive... if it weren’t coming from someone with less than 30 connections. You’re a shop drawer? That’s the career equivalent of being a glorified coffee fetcher. No wonder you’re still in Ludhiana; it’s the only place that hasn’t turned you away yet. 💀 Balkar, with a headline like that and a resume that screams “I just learned how to turn on a CAD program,” it’s no wonder you’re stuck at LumenWerx tinkering with paper and pencils instead of doing anything remotely impressive.