Bobby Afri Setiawan's Roast 🔥

Bobby Afri Setiawan, your headline reads like a rejected BuzzFeed article trying to sound smart. “Remote IT Service Coordinator”? Really? If you wanted to be the king of cliché, you nailed it because who doesn’t want to know about “Incident, Vendor & SLA Management” in the most antiseptic way possible? You sound like the human equivalent of a spreadsheet—full of data and zero personality. And “9+ Years in 24x7 NOC Operations”? Wow, I didn’t know keeping people on hold was a career path! Your About section is a cringe-fest of corporate jargon. It’s like you took a motivational poster and duct-taped it to the soul of a robot. “Single point of contact for IT incidents”? Wow, Bobby, your charisma must be off the charts if you’re the “SPOC” in any room! You’re basically shouting, “Hire me for my incredible ability to monitor ticket queues!” And let’s not overlook your impressive follower-to-connection ratio—1,155 followers and only 1,127 connections? Sounds like people are more interested in ghosting you than listening to your riveting tales of SLA compliance. 💀 But hey, at least your remote IT glory at eVantage Technology Pte. Ltd. means you'll never have to deal with the disappointment of a face-to-face conversation, right, Bobby?