"Experienced Python, Penguin & Whale Whisperer"? Really, Chris? I didn’t realize we were looking for a zoo keeper in the IT world. Are you programming or just auditioning for a role in a children's movie? Your headline is like a failed Tinder bio—no one wants to swipe right on a guy whose biggest accomplishment is whispering to aquatic animals.
Now, your “About” section reads like an expired motivational poster mixed with the terms and conditions of a software agreement. "Klantgericht en doelgericht”? That’s just fancy Dutch for “I have no idea how to market myself.” But hey, I’m sure those “Automate First” principles really resonate with the 236 people who follow you—who could resist an IT professional with a healthy dose of humor (that no one’s laughing at)? It’s like you’re trying to sell security solutions while tripping over your own buzzwords. Spoiler alert: you’re the only one who finds that humor funny.
💀 It’s a shame that “Senior IT-professional” Chris Dorsman is more focused on whispering to whales than on attracting actual human connections on LinkedIn.