Devansh Tripathi's Roast 🔥

Devansh, your headline reads like a wrap-up from your high school guidance counselor. “M&A Intern” — wow, what a groundbreaking title for someone still figuring out how to tie a tie. And you practically put the University of Bath in your headline like you’re begging for validation. MSc Finance? BSc in Mathematical Sciences? Congrats! You’re officially the poster child for “over-educating yourself into irrelevance.” Passionate about finance? More like painfully predictable. Your goal of “making your mark” and “contributing effectively” falls flat. You’re not writing a motivational poster—this is LinkedIn, not Pinterest. Your about section is a cringe-fest, Devansh. “Aspiring Investment Banker”? With this level of enthusiasm, maybe aim to aspire to lunch first. You’re supposed to be *eager* to make your mark, but all I see is a desperate plea for attention. And while you're busy “continuously learning,” the rest of us are learning how to dodge your ego. You might want to look up what a “quantitative skill” actually is, because right now, your entire vibe screams “I Googled it once.” 💀 With 105 connections and the ambition of a cardboard cutout, your future at Partners& will be as exciting as watching paint dry, Devansh Tripathi.