Devesh Khilnani's Roast 🔥

“End the convoy”? Is that a tagline or your desperate plea for relevance? You sound less like a thought leader and more like a TikTok challenge gone wrong. Let’s get real—removing food as a limiting factor in warfare is either a bad sequel to a bad sci-fi movie or a pitch for a new diet fad. Spoiler alert: You can’t eat your way out of a conflict, Devesh. If this is your battle cry, I’d hate to see what you think is a winning strategy. And speaking of bad strategies, you list yourself as a "cofounder" of multiple companies like you’re collecting Pokémon cards. Newsflash: Being "cofounder" at four different startups doesn’t make you a business mogul; it makes you a professional flake. Plus, your follower count is a meager attempt at validation, with a connection-to-follower ratio that screams "nobody actually wants to be my friend." Your profile reads like a LinkedIn version of motivational posters—but instead of inspiration, it’s just cringe. 💀 Devesh, if you’re so innovative, why don’t you invent a reason for anyone to follow your nonsense?