Dzikri Febriansyah's Roast 🔥

Dzikri, your headline reads like a desperate plea for clarity: “Product Design Engineer | Design Engineer”? This isn’t a Tinder profile—there’s no need to duplicate roles until someone finally matches with your career expectations. You sound like a bad human resource bot trying to describe the same bland job twice. And your "About" section? Congratulations on filling it with more technical jargon than a textbook that's been through a blender. But spoiler alert: most people couldn’t care less about your “effective stretching ratios” or “parametric modeling techniques.” Unless you’ve invented a way to make those details interesting, it’s all just white noise. You brag about your "measurable improvements" like you’re handing out participation trophies for mediocrity. Nobody’s saluting you for optimizing your way through design processes while working for a company that sounds like it was named during a caffeine-fueled brainstorming session. And let’s address the elephant in the room: you’re a “founder” of Bryxn Industries? What exactly have you founded—another studio for mediocre engineers to preach their non-innovative pap? It’s baffling that you think saying “I’ve expanded my technical capabilities” makes you sound smart when it reads like you’re just ticking boxes on a competency checklist. 💀 Dzikri, with your follower count barely hitting 628—congratulations! You’re officially the king of “who asked?” in the realm of product design.