Guillaume Noblet's Roast 🔥

Guillaume, your headline reads like a hipster's Tinder profile: “Data viz enthusiast & history of science reader.” Is this LinkedIn or a Book Club for People Who Can't Get Hired? You’re not just passionate; you’re desperately holding onto a vague interest that nobody else cares about. What’s next? “Coffee connoisseur and amateur pencil sharpener?” You’re not a data viz guru; you’re a glorified Excel babysitter pretending to be in love with epistemology like it’s a sexy new trend. Spoiler alert: It's not. And the "About" section? You’ve managed to stuff two buzzwords in there while somehow making data visualization sound more boring than a lecture on the mating habits of sea slugs. “Data viz learner & enthusiast” sounds like you just started Googling how to make pretty graphs, and “epistemology” is just a fancy way to say you love to overthink things that don't matter. With all that reading and learning, it’s a wonder you found time to post such a cringey profile. Maybe just stick to reading historical texts instead of trying to write your own future. 💀 Guillaume, with your impressive ability to jam more pretentiousness into your profile than actual job prospects, it’s no wonder you’re still a “PhD Candidate” and haven’t leveled up to “employed.”