Hans Nguyen, Ph.D.? Wow, a PhD and you still decided "Consultant" was the best you could do for a headline? That's like wearing a tuxedo to a wedding and saying you're the guy handing out mints at the door. Sure, you've got some serious academic cred, but you might as well call yourself "Data Whisperer" for how much that headline lets your potential go cold. Spoiler alert: "Consultant" isn't a degree; it's just a fancy term for someone who Googles stuff all day.
And your "About" section reads like the rejected script for a motivational TED Talk. "I obtained my PhD…" — who cares, Hans? Your achievements sound like you’re the nerdy sidekick in a space movie. You've written Python code and developed tools, and yet here you are, begging for connections like a kid outside a rock concert hoping to score an autograph from the band. Your ego is so inflated it deserves its own orbit. Seriously, how many times are you going to tell us about your mastery of Python when it clearly hasn't helped you master the art of making friends in the professional world? With 299 connections, you’re essentially shouting into an empty void.
💀 Hans, with a PhD in Astronomy but only 301 followers, you might need to take a closer look at the stars… because down here, your networking game is a black hole.