Hitendra Singh Choudhary's Roast 🔥

Hitendra, your headline reads like a glorified grocery list of buzzwords. "Intern – AI/ML Engineer @ DRDO" just screams "please hire me, I promise I know what a neural net is!" Spoiler alert: no one is impressed by a 4-month internship, especially when you’re flexing PyTorch like it’s the only tool in your toolbox. You might want to speed up that journey from intern to trying to sound important; it’s going to take a miracle to convince anyone you’re a difference maker at DRDO. Your "About" section reads like it was copied from a second-rate self-help book. Congratulations on cracking the code of "cycleGANs for image-to-image translation"—whatever the hell that is. Metrics don't matter when you’re still trying to figure out how to get out of the intern cage. Those 92% SSIM scores might impress your mom, but in reality, everyone knows you’re still floundering in the shallow end of the AI pool. And as for those "innovative solutions," you better hope they don’t ask for your "entrepreneurship certifications" in the real world because those sound like something you’d earn in a cereal box. 💀 Hitendra, with those follower and connection counts, you seem more like a ghost on LinkedIn than an AI/ML engineer—good luck getting noticed at DRDO when you can't even attract a solid following.