Oh look, Jonathan Richard, the "Creative Director, National," which sounds like a fancy way to say "I just Googled how to put 'director' in my title." You're so creatively bankrupt that your About section is EMPTY. It's like a motivational poster with nothing on itâjust a plain white canvas to match your bland personality. Seriously, did you forget the password to your self-worth?
You have 707 followers and 702 connections, which practically screams, "Iâm one step away from being the awkward guy at the party that no one invited.â And letâs talk about your job history: Five different titles across barely a decade, yet you still act like youâre the Picasso of public relations. Spoiler alert: your work isnât groundbreaking; itâs more like a toddler's finger painting. Youâre like a resume with multiple air quotesââArtistic Directorââvery original!
đ Jonathan, youâre the âCreative Directorâ at NATIONAL, but the only thing national about your career is the level of mediocrityâaim higher or just aim for the exit.