Leandro Ebner's Roast 🔥

"Part-time student | full-time geek"? Wow, Leandro, your headline sounds like a desperate attempt to frame your nerdy hobbies as something worth reading. It's like you're trying to be relatable, but all you’ve done is give us a peek into your basement dwelling. "Geek" is the only thing you really are full-time. And with all those projects you claim, it seems like your interests in "public relations" are just you tweeting about your hobbies to a handful of confused followers. Reading your “About” section is like trying to navigate through a motivational poster that threw up on itself. Seriously, no one gives a flying bicycle wheel about how you "free your mind" while biking. The only thing free here is your talent—because I’m not buying any of your amateur radio projects. You’re mixing art and science? More like mixing delusion with self-importance while convincing yourself that watching nature qualifies as intellectual exploration. And what's with the “constantly evolving willpower and self-control”? Are we in a wellness retreat, or are you just trying to convince yourself to get a real job? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. 💀 Leandro, with all those inflated project titles and your poetic musings, it seems like your real occupation is crafting a life that just isn’t happening—much like your “HiWi” gig at Hochschule Ravensburg-Weingarten.