Marko, your headline reads like a bad dating profile. "Passionate about sustainable & purposeful innovation"? Spare me. How about we just admit you’re passionate about sounding important while having a total of 374 followers—most of whom probably just clicked the connect button by accident. "Systems Engineer and Industrial Ecologist"? You sound like a rejected superhero whose power is never getting hired.
Your "About" section is a cringe-fest of buzzwords strung together in an attempt to sound profound. Bridging technology and sustainability? More like you’re trying to bridge the gap between your delusions and reality. Efficient transportation systems? The only thing that's inefficient is how long it takes you to realize that nobody cares about your joy for nature and “high-quality human connections.” If your connections were as solid as you claim, you wouldn’t still be on the bottom tier of follower counts. I can just picture you excitedly sending generic LinkedIn messages hoping that someone, anyone, acknowledges your existence.
💀 Let’s be real, Marko, with that 369 connections and your lofty ambitions, the only thing you're innovating is your ability to dodge real work at Airbus.