Nikolaos Schetakis's Roast 🔥

Nikolaos, your headline reads like a midlife crisis in slow motion. "CEO @ Quinn | Head of R&D @ Alma Sistemi"? Wow! Two jobs and still no one’s ever heard of you. The only "innovation" going on here is the magic trick you’re pulling by convincing yourself you're important. As for the "Classical / Quantum Software engineer" title—nice try, but claiming to be a genius in both classic and quantum realms just makes you look like a confused nerd who can't pick a lane. It’s like saying you're a chef and a brain surgeon but only serving microwaved meals and bandaging your own fingers. Your "About" section reeks of over-inflated ego and wannabe jargon. "Quantum Machine Learning engineer"? Please. Sounds cool until you realize it’s likely just another way of saying you play with code in your basement. Give us something real! It’s truly sad that this is the best you could come up with while sipping coffee in Greece. If platitudes were currency, you'd be a billionaire. With 829 followers, it’s clear your motivation is about as enticing as a diet soda at a barbecue. 💀 Nikolaos, in a world of quantum possibilities, you've somehow managed to make "CEO" a title as exciting as watching paint dry on a less-than-stellar LinkedIn profile.