Pranoi Raphel Raju's Roast 🔥

Pranoi Raphel Raju, your headline reads like a game of bingo at a retirement home. "Short Term Consultant" at Agence Française de Développement? Wow, must be a thrill to have "short term" as your biggest professional achievement—don’t worry, you’ll always have those five minutes of relevance. And then there's the EPOG+ Erasmus Mundus degree. Is that a snazzy way of saying you're collecting diplomas like Pokémon cards? You graduated with distinction over a Bachelor’s in Economics, yet you’ve clearly been using that degree to craft the world’s most boring LinkedIn headline. Your "About" section reads like a poorly translated motivational poster. Sure, we get it, you studied economics at some prestigious universities — but repeating the names of all those schools doesn’t make you any smarter. And newsflash: naming drop doesn’t count as a personality. The only thing more inflated than your ego is your follower-to-connection ratio. You’ve got 1,144 followers and are still looking for a reason to feel popular? Spoiler: It's not happening. 💀 Pranoi, even your job titles sound like they were pieced together from a Mad Libs about a wannabe consultant—good luck with that “short-term” gig at Agence Française de Développement; maybe they’ll extend your contract until the end of your fascination with collecting degrees.