Sutan Raihan M.'s Roast 🔥

Oh boy, Sutan Raihan M., or should I say Jace? A fervor for backend engineering? What are you, a motivational poster in human form? Your headline is blank, and that speaks volumes about your contribution to the industry – it’s as empty as that LinkedIn connection count. Seriously, 256 connections? The only thing more sad than that is your attempt to brand yourself as a "proven" backend developer after two years of scrounging through internships and "freelance projects." Have you even built anything, or did you just take a few online quizzes and call it a day? Your About section reads like the love child of a job ad and a high school essay. "Eager to contribute” and “diverse experiences”? Please. You’re just trying to fill the void where actual work experience or charisma should be. Your “adaptive skills” probably include adapting your resume to fit all those buzzwords you stuffed in there like a turkey on Thanksgiving. A “solid track record” with a resume that screams “help!” is like claiming to be a chef because you microwaved a Hot Pocket. It's clear you’ve got your future planned out as a “Back End Developer” at Transjakarta – just please, spare us the cringe of trying to boost your self-worth with amateur phrases. 💀 Sutan, it's almost admirable how you managed to turn a blank headline into an entire empty promise of a career – guess being a backend developer means hiding from both your connections and your potential.