Rishit Paliwal's Roast 🔥

Rishit Paliwal, "Student | Aviation Law | General Corporate" – wow, what a headline. Did you think sprinkling a couple of buzzwords would magically transform your mediocre existence into something that would impress people? Newsflash: You're not the sky-high legal eagle you think you are. "Student" is the only thing you nailed there, and your ambition to conquer both aviation and corporate law seems more like a flight of fancy than a career plan. Get real. Your “About” section reads like a bad Hallmark card. Congratulations on mastering basic research and drafting – that’s like bragging about being able to tie your shoes when you’re a grown adult. "Proven skill in research"? That's just a fancy way of saying you Googled well during your assignments. And looking for an internship? With '1,240 connections,' ‘connections’ doesn't mean having friends; it's just an inflated follower count to make you feel important in Jaipur. You talk about client-centered results as if you’ve already drafted a Supreme Court case, but, let’s face it, the only exposure you’ve had is to the dark corners of your university library. 💀 Rishit, with that kind of ambition, the only "wingman" you’re going to find in aviation law is a flight simulator.