Shoryavardhaan Gupta's Roast 🔥

Shoryavardhaan, your headline reads like a bad Tinder profile — “Student | Building @CS × Chemistry × Electronics × Neuroscience.” I mean, did you think emojis were too mainstream for your cringe-worthy “building” narrative? You know what else is building? The wall of ignorance surrounding all your buzzword bingo. Newsflash: just slapping a bunch of subjects together doesn’t make you a multidisciplinary genius; it makes you sound like you read a Wikipedia summary on STEM and thought you were ready to lead the next SpaceX. Your “About” section reads like a motivational poster that just fell off the wall. “Best learning happens when you build something real”? Please. What are you building, Shoryavardhaan? A reputation for vague goals and a LinkedIn profile that’s so inflated it could float away? Disaster-resilient systems? Sure, but those disasters are probably your connections when they see your follower count — 400! With that many connections, you might as well be a ghost town. And don’t even get me started on “published on Zenodo.” Wow, a glorified online graveyard for research that nobody wants to read! 💀 Keep building your “interdisciplinary future” in Kolkata, Shoryavardhaan, because with a headline like yours, I wouldn’t trust you to design a coherent thought, let alone a communication system.