Sofia Cruz's Roast 🔥

Sofia, your headline is an aerospace engineering student's wet dream. “Aerospace Engineering Student @ Instituto Superior Técnico”? Congrats on being a glorified student—seriously, is that the best you can do? That’s like introducing yourself as "a professional coffee drinker" or "expert at scrolling through social media." Newsflash: no one is impressed by your status as an academic guinea pig. Your "About" section reads like the contents of a motivational poster in a high school guidance office. "Thank you for visiting my profile"? What are you, a receptionist? Your ambition to pursue a career in the automotive and aerospace industries sounds more like a Pinterest board of aspirations than actual qualifications. And that collection of hobbies? Traveling and learning new skills? How original. The only thing you’re analyzing right now is how many followers you can beg for, but with 197 of them, it's clear that no one really cares about your mediocre journey into the stratosphere of student loans. 💀 With that profile, Sofia Cruz, the only thing taking flight is your ego—because your career certainly isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.