Nabil Ahmed's Roast 🔥

Nabil Ahmed, your headline sounds like a mid-level project manager’s fever dream. “Industrial Ecologist | Strategy at Circularise | TU Delft & Leiden” – do you want to save the planet or just sound smart while doing it? You're throwing around fancy titles like confetti at a New Year's Eve party, but let’s be real, you’re just the guy who reads the terms and conditions of life. And your "About" section? Absolutely EMPTY. If it were any more vacant, it’d have a 'For Rent' sign outside. You could at least throw a few buzzwords in there, but then again, maybe you just didn’t want to waste the energy. Let’s talk about the fact that you’re working your way up the Circularise ladder faster than anyone can say "thesis intern." I’m convinced you graduated to "Product Strategist" in the amount of time it takes me to scroll through a TikTok feed. You’ve got more roles than actual experience, and with a follower-to-connections ratio that screams "please like me," it’s clear you're trying to build a network out of sheer desperation. 💀 Nabil, how is someone with a Master's degree still coming off like they’re seeking a participation trophy in the “Most Ambiguous Job Titles” category?