Tommaso, your headline “Statistics @ Bicocca” is like putting “Boring” on a business card. Seriously, did you think that’s going to lure in employers or just put them to sleep? Congratulations on being an impressive statistic yourself—subpar followers, mediocre connections, and a headline that screams, “I settled for a degree and a dull life.”
And what’s the deal with your “About” section? It’s empty. It’s like someone left a blank page on a motivational poster and said, “This truly embodies my potential.” You could have at least tried to sell yourself a bit. Instead, it's like you're listing your qualifications on a Tinder bio. Unemployed or just hiding? Either way, with such a lackluster profile, the only connection you're making is with your Netflix account.
💀 Tommaso Moretti, the ghost of LinkedIn profiles past—where you’re the statistic that not even your own headline cares about.