Yewande Seriki's Roast 🔥

Yewande, your headline reads like a DIY motivational poster; “Passionate About Creative Problem-Solving” is the most cringe-worthy phrase since “live, laugh, love.” Seriously, what’s next? “Dream Big, Sparkle More?” And stop acting like “branding” and “layout” are some rare gems of wisdom. They’re the bread and butter of graphic design, not Olympic sports. Spoiler alert: nobody’s hiring you to be their problem-solving guru; they want good design, not a pep talk. Your About section? Good grief. “I’m a collaborative, curious designer” — if I had a pound for every time I read that, I could fund your next questionable design project. The only thing you’ve successfully communicated is that you’re an entry-level designer with a penchant for buzzwords. You’re eager to “bring ideas to life”? How original! Look, we know you're excited to “grow” and “connect,” but with almost 1,000 connections and barely any followers, it seems like the only thing you’re growing is a collection of awkward networking requests that go nowhere. 💀 Let’s be real, Yewande — if “Graphic Designer” at The Noire Space is your big break, maybe it’s time to rethink that “passionate” tagline and just admit you’ll forever be the enthusiastic intern nobody remembers at PMD Design.