LinkedIn Profile Roaster 🔥
Get brutally honest, hilarious feedback on your LinkedIn profile
LinkedIn Profile Roaster
Get brutally honest, hilarious feedback on your LinkedIn profile. Our AI will roast your professional presence while giving you actual tips to improve.
How to use the LinkedIn Profile Roaster
- Enter your LinkedIn username (the part after
/in/in your profile URL) - You can also paste your full LinkedIn profile URL
- Click "Roast My Profile" and wait a few seconds
- Read your roast (and try not to cry)
- Check out the improvement tips at the end
- Share your roast on social media if you're brave enough
Why get your profile roasted?
Sometimes we need a reality check. Your LinkedIn profile might have issues you're blind to:
- Buzzword overload: "Synergy-driven thought leader" isn't a personality
- Vague headlines: "Helping people succeed" tells nobody anything
- Humble brags: "I'm humbled to announce..." is the opposite of humble
- Missing information: An empty About section is a missed opportunity
What we analyze
Our roaster looks at several aspects of your profile:
- Headline: Is it clear what you actually do?
- About section: Does it tell your story or read like a resume?
- Experience: Are you a "serial founder" with 15 current roles?
- Featured content: Are you promoting anything interesting?
- Creator mode: Using those hashtags well?
- Overall vibe: Does your profile have personality or is it corporate soup?
Taking the feedback
The roast is meant to be entertaining, but there's usually truth in humor. After you're done laughing (or crying), take a look at the improvement tips we provide.
Common issues we see:
- Generic headlines that could apply to anyone
- Missing About sections or ones that are just job descriptions
- Too many buzzwords and not enough substance
- No personality - profiles that read like they were written by a committee
- Outdated information or roles from years ago still listed as current
After the roast
Ready to actually improve your profile? Check out our other free tools:
- Headline Generator - Create compelling headlines that stand out
- Summary Generator - Write an About section that tells your story
- Hook Generator - Make your posts more engaging
Remember: a good LinkedIn profile isn't about being perfect. It's about being authentically you while clearly communicating your value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about getting your profile roasted
Yes, our LinkedIn Profile Roaster is completely free to use. Get brutally honest feedback on your profile without spending a dime.
The roast is meant to be entertaining while highlighting real areas for improvement. Take the humor with a grain of salt, but pay attention to the underlying feedback - there's usually truth in the jokes!
We analyze your public LinkedIn profile including your headline, about section, experience, education, and featured content. Only publicly available information is used.
Absolutely! We encourage you to share your roast. It's a fun way to show you don't take yourself too seriously while getting engagement on your posts.
Each roast comes with actionable tips at the end. We also have other free tools like our Headline Generator and Summary Generator to help you level up your profile.